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theberryqueen: I love this icon… so much. If you’re not HELPING CHILDREN THROUGH RESEARCH...

Thu, 09 May 2013 08:38:46 -0400

theberryqueen: I love this icon… so much. If you’re not HELPING CHILDREN THROUGH RESEARCH...

Reblog if people throw you out of the window, tell you you're Puma Man, then leave.

Sat, 04 May 2013 21:22:20 -0400

‘Nuff said.

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 16:07:23 -0400

‘Nuff said.

If the First Amendment isn’t absolute, how come the Second...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 13:50:40 -0400

If the First Amendment isn’t absolute, how come the Second is?

Dedicated to all those busy season drones who finally see light...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 10:35:06 -0400

Dedicated to all those busy season drones who finally see light at the end of the tunnel, with hopes that the drinking can start at noon on Monday this year.

I’ve been a #mst3k fan for 15+ years, but never got into...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 10:56:45 -0400

I’ve been a #mst3k fan for 15+ years, but never got into Josh’s stuff…until now, watching the Commando Cody shorts and loving his repeated references to the hero’s strategically-placed control panel.

Keep Circulating the Tapes!

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 10:41:20 -0400

I was going to tweet this, but it was too long. It comes completely without context: Hi, Everyone....

True story. (from mikeholmesdraws)

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 19:41:08 -0400

True story.

(from mikeholmesdraws)

Five horrible words: Periods outside of quotation marks

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 14:48:58 -0400

lifeinpublishing: (Submission from Pronombrious, merci!) Yes — British English *is* evil!

patron-saint-of-the-denial: the only good ‘keep calm’ sign.

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 13:20:49 -0500

patron-saint-of-the-denial:

the only good ‘keep calm’ sign.

alexsegura: Photographer Follows His Girlfriend Around The...

Fri, 01 Mar 2013 16:03:02 -0500

alexsegura:

Photographer Follows His Girlfriend Around The World (via @boredpanda)

Or, as they used to say in the newspaper days, “buys ink...

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 21:46:14 -0500

Or, as they used to say in the newspaper days, “buys ink by the barrel.”

There’s stupid, and there’s STOOPID. This specimen...

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 15:05:40 -0500

There’s stupid, and there’s STOOPID. This specimen goes beyond that, to realms that can’t be described by mere words.

This does not exist, and never will — mostly because the...

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 13:28:08 -0500

This does not exist, and never will — mostly because the Europeans and Japanese and Chinese did it first, and Americans will be damned if they’ll take any ideas from *foreigners.*

But it certainly would be nice to sideslip to the world where we *did* start building this, thirty years ago, instead of wasting the money on B-2 bombers and repeated financial-firm bailouts.

When an author calls to ask how many copies his book has sold in the past year and the answer is “27”.

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 13:16:43 -0500

lifeinpublishing: (submission from Erin, who is killin’ it) It’s purest Schadenfreude for...

You should really just relax.

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 22:16:39 -0500

You should really just relax.

Prince George’s considers copyright policy that takes ownership of students’ work - The Washington Post

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 09:51:19 -0500

Prince George’s considers copyright policy that takes ownership of students’ work - The Washington...

This is entirely too good to be true, so I instinctively suspect...

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 13:22:34 -0500

This is entirely too good to be true, so I instinctively suspect it. (There’s also a whiff of Gardner Dozoisian “dinosaurs and sodomy,” too.) But, even if it’s not the pure product of the deranged religious American imagination, it’s still pretty darn funny.

(via Jay Lake’s wall on Facebook)

laughingsquid: British Coins Can Be Assembled into Royal Coat...

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 18:27:55 -0500

laughingsquid:

British Coins Can Be Assembled into Royal Coat of Arms

This is probably utterly obvious to anyone who sees UK money regularly, but it looks really neat on this side of the Atlantic.

Art Spiegelman’s (pardon me, art spiegelman’s)...

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 15:13:38 -0500

Art Spiegelman’s (pardon me, art spiegelman’s) satirical 1993New Yorkercover or the wet dream of the NRA today?

Youdecide!