Hornswogglets

May 09

theberryqueen:

I love this icon… so much.

If you’re not HELPING CHILDREN THROUGH RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT, what *are* you doing?

(via fuckyeahmst3k)

May 04

Reblog if people throw you out of the window, tell you you’re Puma Man, then leave.

(Source: thedrunkenminstrel, via fuckyeahmst3k)

Apr 26

‘Nuff said.

Apr 14

If the First Amendment isn’t absolute, how come the Second is?

Apr 13

Dedicated to all those busy season drones who finally see light at the end of the tunnel, with hopes that the drinking can start at noon on Monday this year.

Apr 10

I’ve been a #mst3k fan for 15+ years, but never got into Josh’s stuff…until now, watching the Commando Cody shorts and loving his repeated references to the hero’s strategically-placed control panel.

Apr 08

Keep Circulating the Tapes!

I was going to tweet this, but it was too long. It comes completely without context:

Hi, Everyone. Let’s Pitch In N’ Get Cracking Here In Louisiana Doing Right, Eh? Now, Then. Hateful, Rich, Overbearing, Ugly Guys Hurt Royally Everytime Someone Eats A Radish, Carrot, Hors d’oeuvre, And Never Does Dishes. Eventually, Victor Eats Lunch Over Peoria Mit Ein Neuesberger Tod.

Apr 01

True story.

(from mikeholmesdraws)

Mar 31

Five horrible words: Periods outside of quotation marks

lifeinpublishing:

(Submission from Pronombrious, merci!)

Mar 08

patron-saint-of-the-denial:

the only good ‘keep calm’ sign.

(via fuckyeahmst3k)